11?

I told my youth leader that I want to do mission work for my lord...
He told me the only place they have a place for me is Edmonton....

~FML

10 Commandments

I am a 21 year old virgin.

~FML

Nine-th time is the charm.

Today we learned how the lord was called to be the Good Shepherd. My Priest told me to be a good shepherd, to go out and lay my life down for my sheep.

I am allergic to wool.

~FML

Grade Eight

My name is Bob and had my confirmation retreat recently. I am now headed towards the eighth grade. I decided I would like to go to a private Catholic school. My parents sent me to an all boys school.

FML

Seven steps too many

I went to confession at OLGC. There are two doors to pick from. I guess I took too many steps because I opened the door where the priest was...

FML

Six pence none the richer.

This weekend, I went to mass to do confession, I didn't know that confession was during mass. =/
After mass, I went out with my YFC brothers and sister, and we went to all you can eat, but I had already eaten... =O Afterwards, we chilled into the wee hours of the night in front a mall, for a little bit of a retrospective. I got home around 1, but I didn't end up sleeping till 4ish. I worked at 7am the next day...

~FML

...i should have given him Five cents

I gave my bible to a homeless man. He was never educated and couldn't read it.

FML